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Amay Varma

MA | 2023 | Azad
I'm Amay, a fifth-year undergraduate! I'm quite mellow and dull! I DON'T REALLY LIKE OUTWARD DISPLAYS OF EMOTION! I feel extremely excited and jumpy at the idea of calmness and collectedness!!! I'm from GOAA, BABYYYY! I am currently undergoing a final sem cultural expedition where I read, watch and play the supposedly finest things humanity has to offer. My recent fascination has been with catharsis (read, sobbing pathetically) via TRAGIC LOVE STORIES :))) <33 I am (evidently) extremely self aware and have an absurd, subtle and sarcastic (borderline sardonic) sense of humour. My favorite hobby as of late has been to Double It And Give It To The Next Person. I also aspire to be like Jim from The Office emotionally... Wow, uh... I've... never told anyone that.

L’s Taken

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Everyday L's Of Life

  • I easily work myself up seeing grammatical and vocabulary errors. For example, Ls doesn't need an apostrophe here.
  • I cannot use alarms and get very upset when I am woken up.

On the Bright Side

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Things I'm Proud Of That You Won't See on a Resume

  • I can easily be a good texter if I choose to be
  • I'll probably be the guy DMing your friends reminding them about your birthday Google Meet at 12AM
  • I'm very punctual when it comes to meetings (especially 1-on-1). Unless I think someone is not worthy.

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Things I Am Looking Forward to in the Future

  • My fancy workspace / gaming / entertainment setup when I graduate
  • Falling in love
  • Quality cuisine from all over the world

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Things I've Done That Pushed Me Out Of My Comfort Zone

  • Pretended to have fun at Hall Days sober
  • Pretended to have fun at Soc parties sober
  • Pretended to have fun in any social setting with greater than 6 people sober

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Ways I Take Care Of Myself

  • Have fun at any social setting with greater than 6 people drunk
  • Shut my phone's internet and spend time with myself for a couple of days
  • Remind myself of the people that have said sweet things about me when I'm insecure
  • WORK TOWARDS MAKIN FAT STACKS AND GPA SO SHE REGRETS LOSING OUT ON ME FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE/LIVES (doesn't work, nobody cares, do not recommend)

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Unconventional Skills

  • I type insanely fast
  • If you tell me a country, I can probably spot it on the map
  • I can also tell you how far another country is from another in KM to somewhat impressively accurate extents. I'm good at Worldle, basically

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Tv Shows, Movies, and Books I've Enjoyed

  • [Movies] Your Name and Little Women (my kinda emotions)
  • [Book Series] A Hithchiker's Guide To The Galaxy (my kinda humor)
  • [TV Show] Community (also my kinda humor)
  • [Movie] The Prestige (my kinda movie in terms of food for thought and stimulation)
  • [Best movie] Holidate (I just really like Emma Roberts man)

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Things I Want to Get Better at

  • I'd love to think lesser
  • I'd love to feel lesser
  • Having a sick bod would be... well... sick.
Made with in IIT Kharagpur
by Samarth, Soham, Samyak and Shivin